My Life is a Fairytale...

What the SHIT!! I just realized that my whole summer has pretty much just come and gone.. In a month or so I will be back in school… That sucks. My whole summer consisted of working and more working… That’s brutal, not that I’m complaining because I made lots of money and plenty of cool friends, but I didn’t even get to have my much needed R&R time!! Bummer. I was suppose to spend this whole summer working on my designs so that I would have an AWESOME portfolio for next fall when I apply into second year!!!

Speaking of second year… Ummm I am terrified… I’m pretty much going back to school this fall as a limited full time student… Meaning I am pretty much just taking the bare minimum of 3 courses per semester in order to be considered a full time student, since I don’t have much of an option in taking other second year courses, since I am not in the design stream yet.. and I sure as hell will not be in the fine arts stream.

I’m just thinking… Currently my greatest fear is that I will not get accepted into the design program in Fall 2011, and I will basically have wasted 2 years of my life at ACAD only to have to start from the bottom up again in another field of study, at another school. That will just suck so much balls it wouldn’t even be funny nor would it be enjoyable!!

I’m already starting to look into other fields where I have some interest in.. I’m digging back to grade 11 when I had no idea of what I wanted to do, and I had about a hand full of options… Literally… One hand can fit all my options… And trust me… the options go from understandable to kind of impossible and whacky.

1. Advertising Designer (TV ads and Print ads and some branding)
2. Paramedic
3. Criminal Investigator
4. Nurse
5. Psychologist
6. Journalist
7. Fire truck.. You know… So that hot sweaty men can ride me all day ;)

Well, I guess no amount of worrying will help my case at this point, I might as well just rough it out till I apply for Fall 2011, if all else fails, I might just mosey on down to SAIT and take the 2 year paramedic course. Who knows.

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3 

Day One- Friday, July 9

Okay so Friday was the first day I went to stampede this year. And I was initially supposed to work, but a few strings were pulled and I got the day off. So, I already knew it was gonna be an awesome day. So my friends Ariel, Alexa, Tyler, Brenna and Devin and my brother and I rode rides for pretty much the whole day, then we feasted like moderate kings. And we walked around and took pictures. I got a picture with a poooooony!! A big giant horse like pony… it was actually a horse… but I’ll just call it my little pony :) Any who, Yea so we walked around the army set up and took pictures with guns, tried to look all bad ass and such. So we walked around to where there was a bomb set up thing, and we talked with the guys there and Devin got to try on the bomb suit and it was hilarious to watch especially when he made jokes about how he can get men down on their knees all the time… lol and towards the end… Apparently I “flirted” my way into having the hot army guy give me his beret… I would just call that being friendly and cute… But okay. Anyways, it smelled of great bravery, honour and the sweat of a hot army man. That’s pretty boss. Oh and Ariel and I attempted to go to the Theory Of A Deadman concert… didn’t last very long… Lots of young children.. Old scary rapist like men trying to mosh.. within like the first song.. Eh, not so cool… not enough adrenaline and honestly… They aren’t even really mosh worthy…

Day Two- Sunday, July 11

Well, This was a moderately eventful day… I got a Kyle’s place and it was all people from work pretty much. Kyle, Tiera, Chris and Megan [Kayla and Sean were the only sober ones]were pretty much already drunk, and so of course I didnt want to be the loser who is all responsible and sober right? So i pour myself a hefty amount of alcohol thinking that that was my limit for the night since i still had to drive, but then we played a game of Horserace.. I lost… I downed my drink, and became about as sober as an alcoholic… So yea I grabbed another drink and we all hung around and then we finally made our way over to Stampede which was like about a 4 minute walk. We get there and pretty much everyone is piss drunk and on the verge of vomiting. So basically Kayla, Sean, Chris and myself went off on our own and we did a few rides, then Chris and I paid 40 bucks to ride the Slingshot. And it was totally worth it. The scariest part was waiting in line, and it got less scary when we were actually inside the ball thing. But when I was shot up there I screamed like a pig about to be slaughtered haha. All i kept yelling was “OMFG were gonna die!! I’m gonna kill you Chris!!” and I finally chilled and started to enjoy the ride. Best feeling EVER. My insides felt like they were being ripped out it was AMAZING.

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Day Three- Tuesday, July 14

Miserable MISERY. It rained all day, and I was pretty damn soaked. Thank god for Justin in providing me with his jacket. Yea so on the third day I went to Stampede with Brad and Justin from work, and it was a rainy shit fest. Very upsetting, I only went on like 3 rides… And I bought an ALL DAY PASS… God DAMN. So I really wanted a monkey in a banana and I could NEVER win the water gun game… It really upset me… The only time I won was when I DIDN’T want to win… haha the prize was some fugly ass big eyed creature. All in all… Waste of money… and I WANT MY MONKEY IN A BANANA…

Total amount of money spent: $375.. :’(

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3   

Geeks… NOT nerds… MmmKay?

Now now, before anyone gets confused with the two terms… They are soooo COMPLETELY different. Nerds are avid pursuers in the intellectual activities… Such as math and physics and algebra II. Where as cute lovable geeks are merely just avid gamers, who pursue a fast paste career in gaming and occasionally missing shower schedules. It sounds majorly unattractive, and it really would be if I didn’t have such a soft spot in my heart for those types!!

I don’t know what it is about those Star Craft playing losers, but it is just absolutely endearing to see them being all cute and geeky with their video games and what not. And it so helps that geeks don’t lurk while they breathe deeply and occasionally wheeze.. that is so what NERDS would be doing.

Anyways, so having a conversation with a friend about how we will both be terminally alone, and how we should either just promise ourselves over to Jesus and God, or to just become rug munching lesbians. We came to two other conclusions, we could go look for morbidly obese cows or we can go find those fun loving geeks. In the end we decided we would go with the geeks, because honestly, geeks are the cutest people ever, like there is no such thing as an ugly geek.. except for Paul Rust, who was the guy who played the geek/ nerd in the 2009 movie “I Love you Beth Cooper,” now HE is seriously disastrous looking. He is not a cute geek.

Personally, I like geeks because they are all shy and unsure of themselves, it makes them all the more lovable. We all know how much fun hot shot cocky guys can be… the BESTEST fun of course, but I do believe that the gamers will be the ones to stand by you in the long haul.. cause lets face it.. They developed their patience by playing all those mind boggling games. Haha.

It makes me sad when I hear how sometimes those geeky guys are so unaware of themselves, such as saying how no girls are attracted to them because they wreak of geek, all the while I am standing there silently screaming at the top of my lungs “Hello!!! You socially awkward freak of nature!!! I LIKE YOU!!!!” It honestly brings sadness to my heart and tears to my eyes. It also angers me when they say that no girls will go for them and how they will be forever alone and only making love to their blow up dolls. But little do they know, the only reason they can’t find a girlfriend is not because they have that weird yucky loser stench to them, but because they are looking for girls in the wrong place, they want the hot blonde types that are pretty much programmed to find those Diesel/ G-star and Rock & Republic wearing, frosted tips and Gucci purse wielding douche bags. Maybe instead of looking for the fake Barbie aisle of Wal-mart, they should be looking for girls at eye level instead of looking all the way up into the land of the fakes.

Anyways, so my friend, Holly and I decided that we should pool our money in together and start our own Best Buy (cause they have a department full of geeks!!! Gahhhh!!! The geek squad!!)… Only we won’t call it Best Buy, we will call it Geek Gods… Its kind of like Greek Gods.. Minus the Greek and add a little more geek to it… It will be awesome because all the geeks we will hire will all be super cute and not at all working for the public but confined to chairs for our own personal devious needs ;)

All in all… Geeks are HOT. Get over it. <3

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3   

Happy Canada Day!!!

As much as I hate posting two blogs a day (cause it shows you how much of a loser I am, and I wanted to give you the illusion that I was cool and had lots of friends…), I just thought that this huge event in my life was worth sharing to… probably no one.. Since I am pretty much just assuming that no one reads my blogs anyways.

So, it was a friends birthday today, and he seems to be a poker buff and he wanted to go to the Deerfoot Inn casino and play a poker tournament. And I, being just freshly 18 for about… 9 months have not yet gone to a casino before, nor did I ever plan on going. Because gambling is BAD FOR YOU!! But since I did want to have the full experience of being 18, I decided to go, as well my friend Kyle told me that it wasn’t going to be a long tournament… He told me that they usually lose pretty quick so we wouldn’t be there for long… He lied.

That ‘not so long’ turned into a FOUR hour game, I sat there and watched as my friends kept moving tables and gaining more chips… all the while being confused and hell and double fisting two cell phones… Needless to say I looked like the biggest tool there because of it. Anyways, While i continued to frantically text and browse Facebook, my friends have escalated to the ‘Finals table.’ To skip the boring details and jump straight to the fun stuff… Kyle won the tournament.. and he has no idea what was even going on.. HAHA. But yea, he won “$390.” I put quotes around that because he technically only won $190 in cash and $200 in vouchers lol… All in all.. CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING YOUR FIRST POKER TOURNAMENT!!!

Now, back to me. Not talking about myself there was a little nerve wrecking, what with me being so self centered and everything. Phew!! So when we got there, we had 30 minutes to blow off before the tournament started, and Kyles friend Shyler suggested we play some black jack, and I jumped right on that idea, since black jack is the only game I know how to play, considering its not a hard game to pick up… hit or stay, count to 21… ;0. Yea so I started out with $20 dollars… Went up to $30 dollars… Then lost everything… HORRAY!!!

At first I wanted to go take out another $20 to have another try at it… But I think that would have delved into the gamblers anonymous area… So I pretty much just sat there twiddled my thumb till the need to win back my money was gone… :) 

All in all, fun experience… I need to learn how to play some poker and then enter into the tournament so I can lose at around 3 hands… :)

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3   

Hello party people!

To start things off, HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!! Free polar bear rides for everyone today!! I hope I succeeded in fulfilling my duties as a Canadian citizen.

So, the other day, my bestest best friend in the WHOLE entire world asked me why I waste my time blogging… When clearly no one really even bothers reading it nor will they give two shits… Well that’s what I summed it up to, what he said was “Omg dear… Your so gay and you don’t even like boys.” On the Plus side, he did say it was cute and mildly entertaining :).

Now, onto why I have taken up blogging. I have come to realize that the Internet is a very private and safe place to share all of my most deep dark secrets, things I am afraid of letting the world know, in fear that they will shun me from all things popular and cool… So I have decided to publish said secrets in a very public blog… Making sense yet? Nah, I usually don’t.

Truth is, I don’t really have much important things to say, I’m not an important person nor do I say smart things. That is why a blog is good, I can vent all my teenage angst in an entry and readers can pick and choose to read or not to read. For me it is just a good way to keep track of what kind of feelings I am having… Cause you know… I am well into my late teen years, which means my angstyness should be wearing off quite a bit and of course… Don’t forget the most obvious, I am a woman therefore I am fueled mainly by hormones and anti-depressents :). I also like to type neat and nifty little letters so that they can form big bad ass words :).

And since we are on the topic of secrets I feel like this is a good time to mention that one time with that little boy… In my defense… I did NOT know he was only a freshman… In JUNIOR HIGH… LOL No, kidding. I’m no pedophile. I’m not old enough yet… But one day… One day Imma come for you small children!! I am currently scarier than the Boogey Man… Nice.

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3   

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!! Eclipse is coming out in less than 2 days!! Gahhh… No just kidding. I am not at all impressed with the franchise, and I take no joy in the fact that the third movie in the installment is being whored out when the second movie just came out less than a year ago.

But now to be fair… I too was a fan of the movies not so long ago, when I was only but a wee lad… Okay maybe not so long ago, it was back when the first movie came out and the books were still of importance. I remember downloading all the trailers and all the TV spots, just so I could gawk at Robert Pattinson and his brooding ways. I even went as far as to buy the soundtrack to the movie.. It wasn’t even that good.. and HELLO… we live in the 21st century where I could have downloaded that shit! I also remember when my brother, Vince wrote a note on Facebook about the movie, and though I agreed… I still defended that shitacious train wreck.

 Now that I look back at it… I feel like a fool in love with the idea of a brooding pedophile fighting the urge to drain the blood of your your living body. Like the signs were all there… a woman director… a low budget to start… raw actors and actresses with little to no skills… Kristen Stewart and her constant lip biting and need to always raise one eyebrow when she speaks…the color of the film, WTF was up with the film? everyone looked like they were a bit blue and under some major fluorescent lighting… This isn’t Avatar for God sakes., we don’t need anymore blue people in the world

The Twilight novels Vs. The Twilight movies.

Now, here is where I jump in to defend the Twilight novels… Seeing as how they are fictitious novels they are written so that you could imagine all aspects of the scenarios. Such as Edward Cullen being a sparkly fag in the meadow. Now, it sounds nice and cute and beautiful in the novels and in out girly delicate minds.. but when we see it on the big screen… it is just the words most laugh worthy thing… EVER. Also, reading about how Edward is struggling to not mutilate Bella’s throat.. yeah it translates WAYYY better in text than it does in the movies. In the movies Edward just looks constipated… like he is due for a really good shit… All in all… about the novels.. they are a good read… not the best most intelligent reading a person should be doing, but it isn’t completely bad… My verdict on which team I am on.. team Jacob or team Edward… well that’s a no brain-er there… Twilight: I was team Edward (Cause he was the “hero” to the story, and we got to know him through the eyes of the heroine… Bella.. in which she made him out to be a friggin’ god, and we get to fall in love with them ourselves.) In New Moon: I was team Jacob again for the same reason. In Eclipse: I was team… both of you shut the fuck up and kill each other, you annoying pricks. In the last book Breaking Dawn: I was team.. thank god this is the last novel, you’re ruining the series with your terrible ideas!! Vampires don’t have sperms anymore!! If you are dead and have no blood flow you can’t get it up!! JESUS CHRIST!!

The movies… The first movie… the trailers made Robert Pattinson look good.. the movie made him look like a creeper who needed to grow a pair… and get some sun.. and stop wearing lip stick… not so cute on a guy. Well the second movie just made me need to change my pants… a lot… not because it scared me shitless… but because Taylor Lautner was ripped as hell. It even helped that he took off his god awful woman’s hair and rocked a nice manly hair cut. But the second movie was pretty much awesome because of his rock hard abs and his delicious arms. If I were a vampire I’d like to suck more than just his blood ;). It also didn’t suck as much because the color quality was 20 times better, and the acting was much more solid. Also, what is up with them trying to whore out the rest of the movies? Okay we get it!! You want to milk the cow while there is still a huge ass hype… but give us a break, enough Twilight!! The excuse is that they want to actors and actresses who play the vampires to look ageless and beautiful… But that sounds like a shit load of baloney to me… NOT IMPRESSED.

I will none the less go see the remaining movies because I have read all the books and I have seen the first two movies… I can’t not see the third one.. that would be like having quadruplets.. and only taking home two of them… that would be very sad :( I will also buy the DVDs because, again I have the first two.. I will probably never watch them again but it goes well with my books :D BTW I have yet to watch both DVDs since  bough it :)

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3   

I feel terribly ashamed to say this but… I’m quite obsessed with this creepy song that Miley Cyrus did with Bret Michaels. It is called ‘Nothing to Lose.’ I’m mainly ashamed because it’s Miley Cyrus. However, come to think of it… It is not so much of a faux pas to like her anymore… Since she has stripped away her Hannah Montana wig and shed the cute girl image and turned it up full volume to cock sucking slut, she has been welcomed into society with open arms. :)

The song is actually quite sweet and cute and all of that good stuff… but… Seeing as how it is coming from a barely 18 yea old girl and a 47 year old man… It is kind of weird.. As well, considering how the song talks about slowly getting undressed and falling down onto each other and breathing in one another… Not a sight I want imprinted in my mind. But a pretty dope musical duo.

But for some reason I think this song is sorta possibly quite accurate to love in general, especially the line ‘If I fall for you, Could you fall for me?’ … Like how many times have we been hurt, and swore off love… Sometimes girls even go a little far and declare their love for rug munching lol. But then we stupidly fall for another person yet again. And it sucks when you fall for them and they don’t fall back… Or if they aren’t there to catch you… Sounds like a bag full of cheesy shit, which it really is… But its true. I will probably look at this in the morning and laugh like I usually do, but its sad when you both start off falling for eachother and mid way through the other person runs off and frolicks in a magical sparkly field by themselves… That is almost the equivilent to sky diving… Right as you two are about to jump out of a plane the other person looks to you laughs a bit and says “Fuck this, fuck you, you’re on your own” and pushes you out of the plane, leaving you to unsuspectingly fall out of a plane that is about a gajillion feet off the ground. Not a lot of fun if you ask me.

And since I have dedicated an entry to Miley Cyrus, I should also take time to express that… I am a closeted Hannah Montana fan… I am ashamed, and I do know that I should be shunned and tied to a pole and beaten… But I like the show… just sorta snuck up on me and her funny humour and white trash leech of a father just stole my heart away :(

No hate please. Peace and Love only.

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3   

So, I work front end as a packer (a.k.a the bitch to the cashiers) at Costco, and as most people know, Costco does not offer bags, unless you bring them in yourself.

So today I was packing and the bags the customer gave me were folded and stuck on one another, so when I try to pull them apart, and they didn’t budge I went at it again, only a little harder. Only this time… the bag came loose and raped me in my left eye. It didn’t graze my eyeball lightly… It literally raped the shit out of my eye… As in full on impact… Corner of the bag… Semi-plastic bag in the eyeball… needless to say I dropped the bag and tended to my injured eye. Tears were spewing from my eyes like sweat spews from a morbidly obese man who attempts to get up off the couch. My eyes gushed with tears for a good 20 minutes. After my 15 minute break I decided that enough was enough!! I went and told one of the leads and he told me to file an accident report, and they made me see an optometrist, turns out that my cornea is semi/ slightly cut open… fun shit eh?.

All in all, the moral of the story is that… Don’t let me play with bags… I will not only suffocate myself with the bags by accident… there could be a repeat of what happened today.

Sayōnara,

Fionn <3